So my wife being OTR (on the rag) last week – she is very moody.
I decided to go out and buy her one of those fancy mood rings – it was a nice one, had a nice big rock and some smaller rubies imbedded around it. I was a little unhappy with her mood swings, so I thought that this would be a good way to monitor her and stay away when necessary.
What we discovered is that when she is in a good mood, the ring turns green. When she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big fat fucking red mark on my forehead.
I think next time I’ll buy her diamonds instead.
