“Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Kicks Ass on Chocolate, Beer and Sleep.”
1. If you get yelled at during sex, you’re doing it right.
2. You have memories with sex, beer makes everything fuzzy.
3. When things get hot, chocolate gets soft.
4. You don’t have to worry about choosing which kind of sex.
5. When you get great sex, you don’t have to pass it around.
6. Sex is a “hands on” experience.
7. Sex is free (sometimes).
8. Lousy sex is better than lousy sleep.
9. Sex created the need for lingerie … chocolate the need for control top pantyhose.
10. Sex makes your fingers smell sweeter when you are done.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Jani
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