1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. This applies to other things that are “up” also.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 12 months is a problem. See a doctor.1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask.1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. All men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is something you put on your porch in October. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong.1. If you ask a question, you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.1. You have to many clothes.1. You need only two pairs of shoes – one for work, one for play.JaniMore info about G-spot Orgasms